Still cant afford it
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
"i just broke up with my -"
A lot of people are confused about how squash-and-stretch works in animation. It’s very simple! They are just exaggerated frames in-between the “alpha frames” that makes very subtle enhancements to the animation, thus creating the beautiful flowing movement in the animated gif we see above. This technique was perfected by Glenjamin Keen Disney
"what state do you live in?"
This is perfect. I’m literally sat here crying at almost two in the morning and this.. This helped and I just wanna say thank you.
always always always reblog
Makeup Transformations by Stephanie Fernandez
Black people can legit make up shit on the spot and make everyone else think it’s real slang.
Slope ass nigga.
Blueberry Apple ipod pussy nigga.
Hatchback breath head ass.
My mama just dropped me off at the mall hairline having ass nigga.
*do not delete caption i will find you*
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES